Since the dawn of reason and man’s ability to comprehend oneself, alcohol has profoundly influenced the human race. Every social network has an individual who, when drunk, will profess their undying love for you. Let’s not be coy, alcohol is a drug due to the simple fact that it is a mind altering substance. That’s exactly why alcohol is the most preferred and accepted method of intoxication throughout the world. The following men exploited society’s desire for booze, and built empires from the vine and barrel. “Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems,” and no the Irish didn’t say that, it was Homer Simpson.

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We’ve all been at the sticky-floored keggers, so here’s a rundown of the ten types of dudes you’ll find at these parties. Every single party. Every single time.  Print this out and bring it to the next frat/house party to check these guys off as you see them. You can even turn it into a drinking game, taking shots as they pass. Although, on second thought, that might be a one-way ticket to alcohol poisoning.

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